Disclaimer: The views and opinions you are about to read are mine alone, names have been withheld because in today’s world, you never know where a legal issue will walk all over you like the offensive line of the New England Patriots.

The title screen.
Some years ago I, along with a group of people I worked with, had an opportunity to work on a project that had infinite promise, a lot of backing with enthusiasm and excitement laced throughout, and what at the time seemed like a very bright horizon.
What follows is simply MY take on events and happenings from the point of view of probably the only creative person in history never to have actually witnessed most of what occurred to him. Confused? So was I.
I have in no way, the full right to explain all of the details or almost unbelievable things that transpired over the two years that I am about to summarize in one journal posting. That is another man’s tale to tell.
This is something of a rebuttal or statement about the creative process and how most people will never know how hard something like a television pilot is until you walk a mile in their shoes.
How the most pure and simple ideas, can, from almost an outsider’s standpoint, become mired in the best of intents. But this isn’t an entry based on bad feelings or negative outcomes. It’s about a learning experience and an abbreviated view of a journey that on some days, it seems like the ghost of it still lingers on. Sometimes you wonder how different things would have been if something had gone forward and blossomed as it probably should have.
Everyone has those moments of “what if” and “maybe had”. Doesn’t matter if you’re thinking of that girl or boy that got away, that job opportunity that passed you by just marginally, or that stranger you found interesting, but never ventured to speak to.
Out of the various properties and ideas that were swirling around to be the flagship element that would lead the charge into a new brand of family friendly entertainment, one had the potential and widespread appeal on paper to be the breakout that could materialize on television.

Lenny the lion.
When I first learned about Lenny and Shirl, it was a fairly unique idea that had been sitting waiting to be developed. The idea was about two animal characters, Lenny a lion, and Shirl a sheep, and their relationship with a kid named Matt. The concept envisioned young Matt as a promising puppeteer who often had lively dreams that included his stable of hand-made friends and was to culminate with a lesson learned in living life through making the right decisions when faced with adversity or making the unpopular, yet correct choice.
Once a week, the minds involved with this fledgling idea would meet, deliberate and discuss everything from trademarking names to what format the idea should come into fruition as (the idea of a strictly web series didn’t make sense at this point), to who else might be of value to bring into our group.
The idea went from creating an animated show to a live action show for a proposed pilot episode. [I always drew comparisons to it being more akin to "ALF" than most of the kid friendly programming created by Henson Studios.] We hired a very talented local puppeteer to bring the concept ideas of Lenny and Shirl and the rest of the developing puppet cast to life.
Now during this time that I was working on elements of this show (that had now been decided would be live action with puppets) I was also working on the sister company’s projects that ranged from logo design, website development, and other things along that line. It was a weird creative time for me. At the same time I was dealing with day to day processes of creating business collateral and talking to people about layouts, there was this looming prospect of what Lenny & Shirl could become for us.

Shirl the sheep.
I can remember many nights that were sleepless with anticipation, with worry, and many that were filled with late nights working on this concept for Lenny & Shirl.
As the months went by, we garnered quite a gathering of people that became involved with the production. Actors, outside set designers, script writers, a television production house, costumers, other producers, one or two investors, and a director.
During that time, as busy as it was, I can only remember bits and pieces from the time that the pilot was filming. I remember the puppets being created, the times that the pilot was being filmed on a soundstage, the casting of the people that played parts, even doing photo shoots with the puppets (a bizarre, yet strangely cool project at the time).
I also recall that people often had many questions that during production we had no answers to, and we were always involved with a mystery investor whom only one of our group ever talked to.
When projects, whether they be a television pilot or the writing of a book, become so big of an effort, being able to think of it as a singular combined effort becomes impossible. It can also lead to moments of disconnection and disjointed thoughts. Was it good enough? Do we need to storyboard this? IS the script funny enough? Is the director engaged and the actors responding to and understanding the motivation of the characters they are portraying?

He kind of looks like a younger Kirk Cameron doesn't he?
Finally after what seemed like a year and a half, the pilot episode was finished. Countless hours of design, photography, illustration, filming, retakes, ADR, rehearsals, and planning had finally culminated in a television ready pilot. It had puppets! An actor playing Matt that looked like a young Kirk Cameron! Upbeat music! An actor who played a walk on cameo of Paul McCartney! What, we thought to ourselves, without having seen the final cut, could anyone else WANT!?
Turns out, there’s a lot of things people wanted. And when it all was done and said, every last one of them made it into this pilot. Which was probably what went wrong.
Now like I said, I can’t name any names, and this was something that to this day, I am still proud I was a part of but, like anything that overcomes that much time in your life you can’t walk away from that without having learned a thing or two about human nature, and how a lot of creative purpose can quickly evolve into the strength of a steam locomotive.
Maybe too much was riding on this effort. Maybe the timing or the people were wrong. Or maybe we didn’t try hard enough. I’d like to think it wasn’t any of those, but time and probably a bit of denial has blocked a lot of it from my mind.
But here are things that I learned while working on this production.
- It takes in incredible amount of time to put together something like a television pilot. If it were easy, everyone would be doing it. From the writing, to the look, to the branding of it, it was a monster endeavor.
- The art of puppetry is insanely cool and requires true talent and many long hours and takes. After something like this, I have a million times more respect for Jim Henson (not that I didn’t have a universe fulls anyway).
- Actors can be good, but with proper direction, they can be great. But without a director…
- Script writing/working is a complex animal to deal with. The creation of something like that is something that goes beyond anything I’ve even done in my own meager writings. If you’re not the proverbial Steve Irwin, that beauty of a script will bite you quicker than you can say “Crikey!”.
- Learn to let go of things. Often, you’ll work and work on a specific scene, idea, or character and because of location, budget, or time, you have to know that there is not always a fair compromise, and you have to let things go.
- It will drain you. Emotionally. Financially sure, any big endeavor can. But when you run out of the human element, you’re in dry dock faster than the USS Enterprise without it’s Dilitihium crystals.
It never made it to television of course. Copies of it are floating around out there, I actually saw a copy of it on Ebay months ago. I should have taken a screenshot of it.
Someday, I hope that a book is written about everything that happened. I’ll be the first in line to buy it.
Weird entry into my journal isn’t it? It was a rainy day when this post first started, and those kinds of days make me remember things often. Good and bad things. It actually took me a while to want to post this up.
If you guys ever see me at a convention and want a tale too weird to believe, just ask me about Lenny & Shirl. If you’ve got 30 minutes, I can guarantee you won’t be bored. You might not BELIEVE me, but you’ll not be bored.
(to be continued?…)
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